I hate it when you get too fucked up from drinking and then you can’t drink certain drinks anymore because it tastes like that time you almost died.
SCREEN JUNKIES DID AN HONEST TRAILER FOR THE WINTER SOLDIER BUT IT WAS SO GOOD THEY COULDN’T EVEN TAKE THE PISS OUT OF IT SO THEY JUST TALKED ABOUT WHAT A GOOD FILM IT WAS
they call themselves the Guardians of the Galaxywhat a bunch of a-holes
I forgot what this was from for a moment and thought it was a gif set of Jonathan Crane weeping while he tried to microwave a pinwheel.
FOR 528,491 MINUTES
i’m still thinking about it that’s too long jonathan that’s too long to microwave a pinwheel
THANOS means FAMILY and FAMILY means KILLING OTHER FAMILIES AND STEALING CHILDREN
Robin Williams (via paintedlions)
AND THIS IS THE POST THAT BREAKS ME
this quote is definitely from Watchmen………..
I mean, I don’t blame Oprah for that, I mean, it must be really hard to do what she did while she was struggling with those weight issues, I think she probably had a thyroid problem. What, why are we talking about Oprah? I mean she’s finished now, isn’t she? It’s all Ellen now. Oh, do you know I can’t watch that much dancing. He loves ellen, loves her. It’s cos he’s gay. You know I think what the problem is? I think everyone is scared of living, like they’re scared of their bodies, and they’re scared of what people that they don’t care about might think of them, and because they’re scared - they consume stuff, and then because of that - the environments got no chance and then like, the polar bears, those polar bears have got no chance, the poor things. Everyone’s just a stupid whiny little bitch. They’re scared the cake will make them fat, and they’re scared of gluten! They’re scared of bread! And peanuts! What is that! Peanuts! Like its ludicrous, the worlds gone completely mad. And they’re scared of sex. They’re scared that people might think they’re a slut. Or they’re gonna get gonorrhoea, they’re scared of love because they think that ‘oh somebodies gonna break my heart’ or they’re gonna break somebody else’s heart. Oh thats pretty deep, isn’t it. It’s just that everybody’s terrified all the time. It’s just, I mean, I’m not terrified, its not me, I’m fine, I’m, look, in fact, I’m really good. I’m really good! It’s great to be me, warts and farts and all. It’s really satisfying. It’s good to be you too, you know. (x/x)
i finally watched gotg and i got so distracted in the beginning because one of the guards looked like emmett scanlan/simon
and it turned out he was !!!
anyway rip simon and holy crap so many other people, there was a really high death count in this movie